The People's Republic of Kolhne Enclave is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 157 million Kolhnesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kolhnesian economy, worth 9.30 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,248 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolhne Enclave's national animal is the condor.

Kolhne Enclave is ranked 53,168^th in the world and 29^th in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 35.81 kickbacks per hour.